Puppies, pools, and promises

I'm housesitting for a couple days for fellow Zer and blogger J.
She has a very stubborn pit/ bulldog mix, who is also completely adorable. You have to love a dog who brings you a toy every time you come in.
Puppy number two is some kind of a pointer mix, but she looks like a Weimaraner but less creepy. She's smoky gray, very delicate, and super snuggly. We watched Dodgeball last night on the sofa together.
And the kitty, who sounds like a Siamese when he meows and could stand to put a call in to Jenny Craig.

While at J's house checking on the assorted pets, I saw her swimsuit hanging on the bathroom dooknob. Hey, that kind of looks like a pirate. Hey, that's the Jolly Roger in pink! And it says "Arrrrrrrgh" on the butt! Awesome! Where on earth does one buy such a ridiculously awesome swimsuit? I check the tag and the answer is Splish. The best. swimsuit website. EVER!

My personal favorites:
The Pirate:
Perfect for swabbing the pool deck in.
http://www.splish.com/store/product18.html

The keystone cop:
Do you know how fast you were swimming?
http://www.splish.com/store/product576.html

The tuxedo, which is also available in Dumb and Dumber varieties:
http://www.splish.com/store/product14.html

Pink Elephant. As in ignoring the giant pink elephant in the room- that I can't swim to save my life.
http://www.splish.com/store/product1.html

Danger tape:
Truth in advertising
http://www.splish.com/store/product21.html

Da Bomb:
http://www.splish.com/store/product495.html

I'm a winner:
I don't know why but I cannot stop giggling over this.
http://www.splish.com/store/product513.html

Starry night:
Insert heavenly body joke here.
http://www.splish.com/store/product102.html

Poison:
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
http://www.splish.com/store/product447.html

Best part, they also have awesome swim caps. And t-shirts. The only tricky part is a lot of the super awesome suits have spaghetti straps, not sure I can get away with that.

And Jeanne I promise that if I don't die training for IMFL that I will still do relays with you and Supersnail with obnoxious names. I'm shooting for the long ball, but I promise not to become a Fasthole.

I will always be an 8th grade humor, snuggly, obnoxious Panda. Iron, tungsten, or aluminum.